Once upon a time there was a rich Amish
dude that loved Mexican food. He always wore his Amish hat and a pair of boots.
One day he saw a person driving a truck with a Cummins engine in it. He got
super jelly. He wanted it so bad and his daughters giggled at him for it. He
looked on craigslist to find one of his own. It is what it is he thought, “Maybe
I will never have one.” He was acting a bit wonky the next day as he thought
about it while he was making some butter. He took a bath with bubbles after he
was done with his hard day of work and slipped into his own abyss. He was a
very earthy fellow that lived life the fungo way. One day his grandpa died and
he inherited his truck. He was so stoked at how gnarly the truck was he went
mudding in it right away. He went to show his best friend his new truck. He
concluded, “Isn’t this an awesome truck bruh?” His friend calmly replied, “Yeah
that’s straight”. They both went hunting together every summer in that truck
for the rest of their years.
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